have u ever been in a mood to destroy your relationship with everyone you know
why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”
You ever been friends with someone for a while and then one day you realize “I don’t even like this person”
i swear people get 500 times cuter when they talk about what they’re passionate about
unless its hitler
then it’s only nein times cuter
i am done
Hahaha a friend of mine took her pug to a doggy park and a teacup pig wanted to be friends.